What's Got Three Wheels?

What I've been thinking about:

1. The weather. 
2. Dad jokes. 

I know us Scots think and talk about the weather more than most but it's at least double that for farmers. Sometimes it seems that Ivie endures Countryfile with his arms folded just so he can listen to the forecast at the end. 

This May has been a bit damper and colder than usual - Countryfile shared the exact stats last night but those of you who know me will know that I'm not really a details person. Suffice to say, it's been cold and wet for May and Ivie has been a bit crabbit and grumpy for May. 

He usually has a rough idea of how his week is going to pan out. Inevitably, that changes as the week goes on and it rains more (or less) or part of a machine needs taken off (or put back on) or something else happens (or doesn't). It seems that this past week has changed by the hour, though, as has the jigsaw of all the jobs that need doing. 

Ivie and Rudi going off to work

As it's dry this evening Ivie is catching up on a job that was postponed yesterday due to unexpected showers. One of the things that I'm getting used to is that if it's a nice evening, I'll probably spend it alone. (That suits my introvert tendencies but sometimes it would be nice to go to the Brigend Pantry for an ice cream together and not have to wear scarf, gloves or hat.)

I was thinking of making a cuppa and sitting outside my shed to admire the view and get some more vitamin D. There's only one problem...

I can cope with most aromas on the farm (including Ivie) but this is a bit ripe, even for me. So, I've settled for an indoor cuppa and admiring the view from the window (still spectacular, no nose peg required). 

All this reminds me of my Dad's favourite joke:

What's got three wheels and rings like a bell?

A barrowload of DUNG! 

(Insert eye roll here.)

Still, it means I'm in sole charge of the remote control. I'm off to find the Weather Channel so I can plan my next 99.

*** BREAKING NEWS ***

I've just gone online so that I could link to a definition of the 99 to anyone not familiar and the UK IS FACING A SHORTAGE!!! Never mind the Weather Channel, I need a lie down!