Monday, 20 March 2023

Mmmm, Biscuits

What I've been thinking about this week:
  • Books
What Ivie has been thinking about this week:
  • The end of lambing

Those of you who are regular readers (thanks, by the way) will know that I've got an over-imaginative immune system. At the first sign of trouble, it over-reacts and sends me to bed for a few days. Obviously, I'm very glad of my suppressed immunity because it means that I get to keep my kidney but it can be a pain in the bahookie sometimes. 

Last week my immune system went into overdrive over a tickly sore throat and whacked my batteries down to zero for a good three days. Ivie did a brilliant job of looking after me in amongst everything else on his to-do-list and, by Saturday, I was fit enough to sit up, watch three games of rugby back-to-back and channel my inner Ian Morton*. 

Thankfully, I had enough energy for reading and managed to polish off three books (including When I First Held You by Anstey Harris, who lives in Brig of Dee - check out her other books). It was a real luxury and made me appreciate my quiet little life. 



Ivie has had less time on his hands as you can imagine and his lack of patience with the pup tells me that the end of broken sleep and lambing is in sight. He's now down to single figures, which is great, but it does mean that activity in the shed slows down considerably. 

At the end of February, the days flew by for Ivie and the rest of the Fishers getting stuck in. There were multiple multiple births and the momentum kept Ivie's spirits up. For the last few nights, though, it's taken longer for Ivie to get his boiler suit, wellies and waterproofs on than it has to trail up to the shed, see there's nothing happening and trail back down again. 

I like to think I am very helpful during lambing


On the plus side, lambing at the Spittal will be finished before many others have even started. As usual at this time of year, lots of conversations while we've been out and about have centred around start and end dates, numbers of ewes and other such details. I have noticed that I understand more of these farmery conversations as the years go on and I can even make the occasional helpful contribution. They're so occasional, though, that I can't think of an example right now.... 

I have to admit I switched off when the conversation turned to grass the other night in Aldi (sorry, Stuart) but at least we were in the biscuit aisle and I could eye up some unplanned purchases. It turns out that lambing is a great excuse for buying treats that aren't on the list, even if typing is the only exercise I get all day. 

Spotted during conversation about grass (thanks, Stuart)

*For those of you not lucky enough to know Mr Morton Snr, his style of rugby support involves a lot of shouting and sweary words. I think Ivie is his trainee....

Sunday, 5 March 2023

The Sweet Smell of Success

What I've been thinking about this week:
  1. Immunity
  2. Persil

Lambing is well underway at The Spittal. I'm told there are around 40 ewes left to lamb but that they'll probably string it out until the end of the month. I'm looking forward to the end of the month because a. I'll be 49 (the nerdy bit of my brain likes that it's 7x7) and b. we're having a wee trip away to Peggyslea Clydesdales (more in a future blog, I'm sure). 

Ivie is on nightshift duty, which means he dozes on the sofa in between reruns of Death in Paradise (the music is the only good bit if you ask me) and comes to bed between 2am and 3am after swearing at some ewes. 




The other thing that happens at this time of year is that Ivie needs more reminders to change his working clothes. (Usually, Ivie changes his working clothes every week, which is a compromise since I'd prefer him to change them every day and he wouldn't.)

During lambing, the frequency of wash cycles increases slightly since Ivie is in his working clothes for around 18 hours a day, wrestling ewes to the ground (not for fun, you understand) and helping lambs make their way into the world. 

Looking back at the blog I've just linked to about wash cycles, it seems that not much has changed in three years. I'm not sure whether to be depressed that we're still having the same conversation about the washing machine or relieved that we haven't any major disagreements to sort out (other than, "I won't be long," being the biggest fib ever). 

Off down the mine to the lambing shed


I thought my immunity to farm smells was at full strength but apparently not. This morning I had to insist Ivie lower his arm in case I passed out before I'd even got out of bed. And then remind him that he'd promised to change his clothes yesterday. His immunity is obviously far more advanced than mine. 

Luckily we went out for lunch today, which I've discovered is motivation for Ivie to wash, shave and put on clean clothes. I like to think that it's a general sense of pride, rather than an attempt to pull at the Brigend Pantry. 

It could end up quite an expensive way of having a fresh smelling boyfriend but it might just be worth it.